it’s me in your glass

so i know this girl who i’m really interested in.  unfortunately she has a boyfriend.  unfortunately her boyfriend is a jerk.

and i was hanging out with a friend last night and found out this; (now try to follow, it’s pretty confusing):

the girl i was with, sue, is interested in this boy, tom.  but tom’s got a girlfriend, may. now the girl i’m interested in, june,’s boyfriend, jim, has a crush on tom’s girlfriend, may.

so what should happen is i date june, sue dates tom, and jim dates may.  then i can have the girl of my dreams.

but ya, like that’s gonna happen